Somebody always burns something

[Adams]

Every year without fail, someone burns the bacon or scorches the eggs, we give them grief but honestly it's part of the tradition now. Who's the worst cook in your hunting camp?

 

[Alan]

Burnt bacon is mandatory. Otherwise camp chef loses their official “legend” status permanently.

 

[A Civilian]

And there's always one guy who destroys the bacon. Ours says he likes it crispy but it's basically charcoal. We still let him cook, though, because making fun of him is half the fun.